caitlynsfeels:

theanti90smovement:

i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal 

basically the young adult section of any bookstore 

calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

iwishihadafather:

one time i threw up in an old navy and my mom wiped it up with one of their shirts and we just walked out and thats when i knew that i was born with the blood of royalty in my veins 

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

kushroom:

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